Twelve Levels of the Dungeon

 During Saturday's expedition, John (Hahdan) and Dave(Thunk) created the verses about the lippy elves and gloating dwarves.  Here for your cringing pleasure is the rest of the song - you know the tune.

On the first level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
A kobold in a pit trap

On the second level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap

On the third level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap


On the fourth level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Four cutting blades,
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap

On the fifth level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
FIVE GLOATING DWARVES!
Four cutting blades,
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap

On the sixth level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Six lippy elves,
FIVE GLOATING DWARVES!
Four cutting blades,
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap

On the seventh level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Seven orcs a-fighting ,
Six lippy elves,
FIVE GLOATING DWARVES!
Four cutting blades,
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap

On the eighth level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Eight mummies marching,
Seven orcs a-fighting,
Six lippy elves,
FIVE GLOATING DWARVES!
Four cutting blades,
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap

On the ninth level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Nine liches a-plotting,
Eight mummies marching,
Seven orcs a-fighting,
Six lippy elves,
FIVE GLOATING DWARVES!
Four cutting blades,
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap

On the tenth level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Ten lizardmen leaping,
Nine liches a-plotting,
Eight mummies marching,
Seven orcs a-fighting,
Six lippy elves,
FIVE GLOATING DWARVES!
Four cutting blades,
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap

On the eleventh level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Eleven trolls a-rending
Ten lizardmen leaping,
Nine liches a-plotting,
Eight mummies marching,
Seven orcs a-fighting,
Six lippy elves,
FIVE GLOATING DWARVES!
Four cutting blades,
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap

On the twelfth level of the dungeon
The DM gave to me
Twelve dragons breathing,
Eleven trolls a-rending,
Ten lizardmen leaping,
Nine liches a-plotting,
Eight mummies marching,
Seven orcs a-fighting,
Six lippy elves,
FIVE GLOATING DWARVES!
Four cutting blades,
Three headed hydra,
Two halfing rouges
And a kobold in a pit trap